Seduction and Snacks - Tara Sivec

Synopsis:

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely lovable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.  

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.  

With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

Hootie Says:

Where the hell do I EVEN begin???!!!! I just finished this book like 30 minutes ago, and I immediately threw some jeans on out of the dirty clothes to come mingle with the other fine (but smelly) Library patrons to write this review! Don't worry I am working on getting my own computer that way I can sit in my drawers watching The Hunger Games while I do my reviews! Anyway back to this book... LOVED. IT.! The very first page had me in tears, laughing as hard as I ever remember laughing! 

 The first words uttered by the main character Claire made me feel a one-ness (is that even a word?) with her unlike any other character! There are so many wonderful things about this book I can't even describe how I feel right

now! Maybe this will help?

I fell instantly in love with this book just by the EXTREMELY witty banter between the two main characters! It reminds me of me and all my home girls, and the way we converse! Claire is a character you can connect with simply because she is F.I.N.E. or (Freaked Out. Neurotic. Insecure. and Emotional) Come on ladies let's be honest with ourselves! We all have our moments! She finds herself in embarassing situations that make you (the reader) cringe with her. I literally covered my eyes with one hand while holding my phone/Kindle with the other seeing the trainwreck but not being able to look away either! I found myself feeling sorry for her a few times but soon after I started laughing again so you don't get much down time between sitches, it just keeps rolling right along!

Carter is the lead male character and OH BOY is he fine! The guy crashes a frat party and quickly becomes the swoon worthy sexpot we all look for in a male lead!

Seeing his character develope in this book was fullfilling! I love a down to earth guy who knows how to laugh at himself!

Hilarity ensues once he discovers his goofball son Gavin! The things this kid says can only be written from the P.O.V of someone who has had a small child at some point in life. My face will be sore for days after all the laughing i did with this book! I actually had to stop and try to breathe through the tears and laughter!

Tara Sivec knows how to write a funny, heart warming, erotic story that stays with you for days! This is defenitely going on my shelf in Paperback! I can't wait for you guys to read it because it is down right the BEST. BOOK. EVER. Go buy this book on KINDLE and add it to your GOODREADS shelf too!