Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Waiting On Wednesday: TAINT by S.L. Jennings




Waiting on Wednesday is a weekly meme hosted by Breaking The Spine that spotlights upcoming releases that we are eagerly anticipating.






Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we? 

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot. 
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. 
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake. 
And I turn housewives into whores. 

Now…who’s first?



Why am I waiting? I want this book in my hands so I can stare at that cover all day and diddle. (Oh shut up! You know you want to molest this guy!) That synopsis coupled with the cover has had me salivating for months! I am super pissed I missed out on getting an ARC for the blog tour but will be snatching it up for my Kindle at midnight release day! What are you waiting on? Tell me in the comments. Thanks for stopping by! -Hootie


2 comments:

  1. I love the cover art of this novel, so gritty and male!

    I hope you get to read it soon, wondering if the story's good

    ReplyDelete
  2. Love the cover, but man, that title. *giggle*

    ReplyDelete

We love getting your comments so lay it on us! Thanks for stopping by!