Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Release Day Blitz - Late Night with Andres



"Breast cancer SUCKS!!" Laughter can sometimes be the best medicine. You can help in the fight against breast cancer by simply buying this  "Dirty comedy novella" from DEBRA ANASTASIA



Summary:


Rising-star blogger Milla Kierce knows she's arrived when she sees the swag basket in her dressing room on the night of her late-night television debut. But before she can bite into the muffin that symbolizes her success, gunfire echoes through the TV studio. She's just hidden herself (mostly in plain sight) when the door flings open. Instead of a gunman, there stands one of the world's most popular rock stars, Gage Daxson, looking for his own way out of danger.

Thrown together, they'll battle a venomous man seeking revenge and his own sexual pleasure, but they may never leave the building again. Distracted by fear, fame, and infamy, can these two somehow find their way to each other?


Equal parts horrifying and hilarious, Debra Anastasia's Late Night With Andres offers more than a few twists and turns—and, of course, enough heat to keep things interesting.


100% of the proceeds generated from sales of Late Night with Andres will be donated by Debra Anastasia, Omnific Publishing, and all the staff members involved, to to assist in the battle against breast cancer—because cancer sucks.

 
 Globug's Take

 So when I started reading Late Night With Andres I just knew it was a Novella from Debra Anastasia. I'm always ready to read anything by her. I was not expecting the hilarity of this story. But seriously, if you follow her twitter you are aware that her sense of humor is beyond comic genius. I'm a big fan of potty humor. I mean, how could I not be when my BFF is Hootie the Queen of Shit talk.
 The author had me at "Devil's Fart". That's the term the lead female character Milla uses to describe the gunman in the story. I loved Milla's character. She's like a smart dumb blonde with a dash of bad ass. Gage starts out as a real prick but I fell in love with him before it was all said and done. As I read I could picture the actor Stanley Tucci (in his Caesar Flickerman character) as the Late Night with Andres host. His character was a huge penis wrinkle (I learned that term from Hootie).
This novella is just right for some comic relief with a bit of sweet/sexy. The bonus is that you can support the fight against breast cancer when you purchase the novella.

 A few of my favorite teasers


“When I move, you need to duck. Touch my hair if you understand.”

The girl reached up and pulled a giant chunk of his hair, hard. She moved her lips to his earlobe and murmured, “If you touch anything I normally put in a bathing suit, I’ll kill your nuts.”

“You’re charming.” Gage slid his hand into her hair and pulled it too. Not quite as hard as she had, but just enough for her to gasp.

“Quit talking. Get her naked right now. Ooohhhh.” The gunman made a face that could either accompany a bowel movement or an orgasm.


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Possibly there was a better forum to speak her mind. But damn it all to hell, gun or no gun, this guy wasn’t going to boss her around.
“I said only an asshole hits his girlfriend.” Then Milla gave the gunman a strong, proud middle finger.
          
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Milla looked up and found herself eye to eye with the maniac.


“You’re going to die.” He cackled. 


Milla felt lightheaded. She was pissed and maybe a little delusional. “Well, do it quick because I’d rather die from a bomb than the stench coming from your nuts.”

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